Tyler
Gainesville by way of Sebastian
Writer/Waitress
Animal Collective, Harpo Marx, Sunsets

 


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

Everything

benjaminbooker:

Violent Shiver

Into the fire, half heart, you appoint me lover
With a cord around your neck
Can I ever love her?
You try your best to just stay sane
I try to placate with no shame

Exhale out, breath in
Mark return to sender
Fucking up on a five-year bender
I can only trust, only believe

Happy Birthday to Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter! (9.4.81)